February 2012
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mcavoys: I’m too lazy to watch Moneyball, Extremely Loud, The Iron Lady and War Horse
Feb 25th
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help with torrent
ok so this shit is too slow but too slow i cant stand this bullshit crap cunt fuck  anymore so please do you guys know any trick to make the shit download faster?
Feb 25th
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shondasbitch asked: cause omg idk why im not sleeping lmao
Feb 25th
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi im twice your age
Feb 25th
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shondasbitch asked: i follow you cause i see the future and i saw that we were going to be like idk what we are omg xoxo
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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captainweird-johnnyd asked: why am i following you? because you're one of the best johnny depp blogs on tumblr if not the best
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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shondasbitch: depparadis replied to your post: depparadis replied to your post djhabjndjh dont… LMAOO idk i was just.. dont even think of it okay
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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1816paginas asked: Because you and your blog are flawless ♥
Feb 25th
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if you don’t read my tags then you are missing the essence of my tumblr
Feb 25th
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Why are you following me?
Put one reason in my ask pretty please
Feb 25th
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I have a really fucking good memory and I remember everything people say to me but sometimes I pretend like I don’t so that I don’t seem creepy
Feb 25th
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afghanistanini: remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
Feb 25th
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the oscars are tomorrow omg how, i’m lost i mean i knew the date but idk, fuck yea tumblr will be amazing and fun tomorrow
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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thereseanamarie: Just realized that Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dead is the one that plays Vanessa Paradis’ character’s fiancé, Jonathan Alcott, in Heartbreaker (L’arnacoeur). This is only my 30th time watching the movie.. how the fuck did I not figure this out earlier?! lmao i thought i was the only one, months ago i watched l’arnacoeur (the first time i watched was like in begining...
Feb 25th
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katerindepparadis asked: okay, so I did not know enough photoshop:D, or I think so
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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katerindepparadis asked: what topaz you using? and using it at all?^^
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Friend: How come Johnny Depp never seems to age?
Me: Because no number can handle his hotness.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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i have a love hate relathionship with torrents, 
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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shondasbitch: i think i need to follow more ppl cause my dash is dead
Feb 25th
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burtkas: i wonder if there’s someone who wants me to follow them really bad
Feb 25th
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Listenoblivionsgarden: 7percentsolution: leighway: ...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“The Tourist is a great film”
– No one
Feb 24th
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friend: omg i love that movie!
me: REALLY DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ACTORS NAMES WHAT ABOUT THE DIRECTOR DID YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THE SCORE THE CINEMATOGRAPHY OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND SAYING YOU 'LOVE' A MOVIE GODDAMMIT WHY DON'T YOU APPRECIATE THESE THINGS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE IMDB PAGE
friend: what
me: what
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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iam-harry-just-harry asked: your OMG so perfect. this shoot is one of my fav
Feb 24th
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timburtonsblog asked: so i am going to put the obvious and say *~ JOHNNY DEPP~* (i think i already know the answer lol:D)
Feb 24th
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justspinninaround asked: Jude Law? :D
Feb 24th
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Put a celebrity in my ask and i'll tell you HOT or...
Feb 24th
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i love when people call me valentina instead of ‘depparadis’, idk but when people call me by me url it feels so cold, like they don’t know me very well or they don’t have the enough confidence.
Feb 24th
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paradisdepp asked: oh it was long ago.... i missed you so much! *let me hug you*
Feb 24th
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paradisdepp asked: hi, sweetheart! how're you?
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